The best bang for your buck at a nudie bar is usually the result of three minutes of hard negotiations next to the cigarette vending machine in the employee break room. Other times it comes in the form of two sisters going at it in the club’s parking lot for free.
This is one of those parking lot stories.
According to MassLive, a 28-year-old Springfield woman assaulted her stripper sister outside of Center Stage Gentlemen’s Club last week because her dancing was “too sexy for her liking.”
Police said Deanna Miller told her 26-year-old sister early Wednesday morning that she was going to “beat her f–king ass” if she ever danced like that again. The two exchanged some more heated words in the parking lot at closing time, and it eventually came to blows.
Miller allegedly grabbed her sister’s hair and punched her in the face and head while yelling, “F–k you, I’m not afraid of you!” Her sister managed to get a few body shots in before police separated the siblings, although it was noted that Miller continually tried to get away from officers in hopes of administering another beating.
There were reportedly about 350 customers leaving the club at closing time Wednesday morning who heard the sisters fighting, which to us is proof that the economy has made a total comeback.
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