Bill Cosby can rest easy. This year.
According to Austin Inno, an Austin-based company called Bag of Dicks says they will be sending more than 10,000 bags of gummy candies shaped like penises to Donald Trump and Kanye West on April Fools’ Day.
As part of their “Buy One Give One” promotion, consumers could purchase a $14 bag of candy dicks and anonymously send them to anybody. The folks at Bag of Dicks then matched that purchase by promising to send another bag of candy cocks to Trump and Kanye, who edged out Justin Bieber and Nickelback in their “Final Four” voting system.
More than 15,000 votes were cast this year, and it looks as though Cosby, Josh Duggar, Tom Brady, Jared Fogle, Nicki Minaj, Kim Davis, Drake’s dance moves and every Kardashian and Jenner were spared this time around.
Each bag of dicks apparently contains 100 penis-shaped gummy treats, so that means Bag of Dicks will be sending Trump and Kanye more than one million little candy peckers.
“Let that sink in…A MILLION F*CKING DICKS,” the company said on their website. “300 calories in each bag = 3,000,000 CALORIES OF DICK.
It’s unknown if Trump will actually eat the dicks when they arrive on his doorstep or if he’ll send them to his good pal Ted Cruz as a reminder that there is no problem with the size of his hands.
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