Florida Man Tries To Buy BMW With Food Stamps, Steals It Instead

If at first you don’t succeed, just steal it.

Nicholas Jackson showed up to the Pompano Beach dealership hoping to buy a $60,000 BMW SUV. The only slight problem was that he didn’t have any money, just an Electronic Benefits Transfer card, which obviously wasn’t going to help him in driving that car home.

When the 36-year-old was turned away, he took the night to plan his next move, and came back the next day to steal the car that he so desperately wanted.

Jackson was able to get 70 miles away from the dealership with the car and 60 stolen keys, but he was caught when the car ran out of gas, because the man planned grand theft auto but he didn’t plan a gas stop. Brilliant.

Jackson was charged with grand theft auto and is being held on $20,000 bond.

Via NY Daily News

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