Here Are The Top Porn Searches On St. Patrick’s Day

March 17, 2016

What do Irish teens, Saint Patrick, Irish cougars and Irish anal all have in common?

You guessed it: They are all porn search terms that go through the roof when guys look to rub one out on St. Patrick’s Day.

“Leprechaun” tops the PornHub Insights list thanks to an alarming 8,142 percent spike in searches. Second place belongs to “St. Patrick’s Day,” which comes in at 6,177 percent higher despite the fact that we have no idea what dudes are expecting to find there. And the bronze medal goes to “Irish Creampie,” which makes way more sense.

Here’s the rest of the list:

It’s nice to see Irish redheads getting some love on St. Patrick’s Day, as they get absolutely none of it the rest of the year. And we’re surprised that Irish amateurs are actually a thing, as everybody knows that all Irish women are professionals in the sack.

h/t Mashable

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