This News Reporter’s Shirt Has Pockets That Look Like Tiny Breasts

March 14, 2016

For whatever reason, I’m having trouble concentrating on what looks like terrible news out of Turkey.

According to the Daily Mail, a reporter for Sydney, Australia’s ABC News 24 made an interesting wardrobe choice during this afternoon’s reading of the news when she either decided to or was asked to wear a light-colored shirt featuring pockets that look like tiny cartoon tits.

Ros Childs did a beautiful job relaying the awful news of a car bombing in Turkey, but it was her “Sharpie boobies” that had social media buzzing:

News anchor’s shirt makes her look like she has cartoon boobs https://t.co/PECnrXupPU

— YAYA- Nina Angelini (@yahangie) March 14, 2016

Reporter Ros Childs sports drippy nipple blouse https://t.co/flHNAYFn1j v https://t.co/J12bmaD8oT

— BobsBlitz.com (@BobsBlitz) March 14, 2016

You had one job, wardrobe department!: ABC NEWS 24 presenter Ros Childs was looking quite … perky, as she de… https://t.co/pb906kGdrM

— Sydney Confidential (@SydConfidential) March 14, 2016

#RosChilds was left red-faced after making an unfortunate wardrobe malfunction. #YouLaughButItsTrue @ABCNews24 pic.twitter.com/GvgdpXLSlt

— Frank Botha (@FrankBothaCom) March 14, 2016

It’s unknown if Childs was left “red-faced” because of the unfortunate placement of the pockets or because she felt shortchanged.

Oh no! It’s the ol’ dick-necked jacket: Australian News Anchor’s Jacket Made It Look Like She Was Wearing A Penis Necklace

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