We’ll guess that this is the first time Lexington Steele has ever felt inadequate.
According to Mirror, a 45-year-old German man has been pumping so much silicone into his pecker that it now weighs in at 10 pounds, and that means Micha Stuntz’s giggle stick is tipping the scales like it’s an average-sized cat.
Oh, and it’s also nine inches long and over five inches wide:
Stuntz said he’s had four procedures done on his manhood so far, and they have left him feeling like he is no longer “trapped in the body he was born with.” He added that he’s now “ready to play” despite the fact that his enormous dick will prevent him from doing “some things in the bedroom.”
Stuntz said the rest of his life is otherwise pretty normal. Well, except when he goes to buy pants or boxer briefs.
You can learn more about Stuntz’s huge schlong in the Vice video below, although it’s probably much more educational if you can speak and understand the German language.
No word if anybody who has sex with Stuntz must sign a waiver before doing so.
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