These Lovers Were Arrested For Having Sex On The Las Vegas Ferris Wheel

February 10, 2016

If you thought the only rules in Las Vegas were “Don’t steal from the casino” and “Don’t do lines of blow off the hood of a squad car,” think again.

According to the New York Post, a Houston man and a New York woman on the Las Vegas Ferris wheel were arrested Friday night after surveillance cameras and cellphone video from another glass-enclosed cabin showed the couple having sex 550 feet above the Las Vegas Strip.

Police said security personnel warned Phillip Frank Panzica III and Chloe Scordianos to knock it off, but dude, it was Vegas. The couple now faces felony charges for their epic plow sesh, and it looks like Panzica’s attorney is going with the “expectation of privacy” defense.

Chloe’s lawyer has declined comment, and we’re assuming that’s because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

If you’re going to have sex in public, you’ll probably want to find a better place than right in front of the city jail: Oregon Couple Having Sex In Their Car Arrested Because Of Traffic Jam

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