Man Named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested For Biting Officer

Imagine how long it would take this guy to fill in all of the circles under his name if we was taking the SAT. And he’d need at least three or four pencils.

According to TODAY’S TMJ4, a Washington man whose name is seriously Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested last Sunday for biting an Evergreen State College campus police officer and then throwing a rock at a real cop.

The campus police officer caught up with Zopittybop-bop-bop after he allegedly “caused a disturbance” at the school, but Zopittybop-bop-bop bit him on one of his ring fingers several times, hit him over the head with a handcuff case and ran from the scene.

Zopittybop-bop-bop then bumped into a deputy from the Thurston County Sheriff’s Office and threw a rock at him. Despite using a stun gun on him, the officer still struggled with Zopittybop-bop-bop before eventually cuffing him and taking him into custody.

Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested for drug use (shocker) in Iowa in 2013, and was also arrested in Wisconsin under the even more bizarre name of Jeffrey Wilschke in 2011.

Well, you can now add Washington to the list, and that means he only has 47 more to go. Good luck, Zopittybop-bop-bop.

They do weird shit on the East Coast as well: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors

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