I sure hope these poor bastards were paid a crap ton of money for appearing on this show.
According to Mirror, three of the “bravest men in the country” appeared on the British talk show “The Morning” last week to discuss living with a baby dick.
Jack Davis, Clive Symonds and Ant (come on, really?) Smith hopefully used aliases when they sat down to talk with Ruth Langsford and her co-host about how their lives have been affected by their micro-penises.
Surprisingly, the men said that once they came to grips with who they were, they no longer viewed it as a handicap.
But shortly after all of the men revealed that they had finally accepted the fact that they were about as blessed below the belt as a subway rat, Langsford did the unthinkable by pulling out a tape measure and showing the world just how little each of her guests were.
And now it’s time to shave your head, change your name and move to another country. Thanks, Ruth.
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