Photographer Totally Misses Chance To Capture Two Rhinos Humping

We’ll forgive him if he was busy taking pictures of a couple of tigers double-teaming a hippo instead.

According to the Daily Mail, a senior producer with WWF-UK on a recent lion collaring expedition in Kenya totally missed out on the opportunity to take some up close pictures of two rhinos having sex.

Thankfully, somebody else in the park snapped an even better money shot showing the male rhino taking the female to pound town while Greg Armfield zooms in on something far less interesting.

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They're behind you, mate Posted by Daily Mail on Tuesday, January 19, 2016

The hot rhino sex went down in Nairobi National Park, which is one of the few parks in the world where "visitors can be certain of seeing a black rhinoceros in its natural habitat." Of course, you just have to be more in tune to what's going down over your left shoulder than Armfield was. I mean, how in the hell could he not hear that? Not even the State Farm jingle could have saved this guy from two humping cows crossing the street: Car Crashes Into Cow Being Mounted By Another Cow