Does anybody else think their mimosa tastes like there’s a dick in it?
According to The LAD Bible, some poor guy who couldn’t figure out why all of the drinking glasses in his house were vanishing recently went on a quest through his living quarters to find the reason behind the disappearance.
The culprit? You guessed it: His roommate was having sex with them.
Usually in a situation like this, you’d be hard-pressed to find a way to make this story even more disgusting. But according to the picture Reddit user “igotthejack” uploaded to the site a few days ago, it looks as though the roommate was so horned up that he didn’t even take the time to wash the glasses before he inserted a few sponges and plowed them.
Then again, it could have been much worse. I mean, at least the cup-banging roommate had the decency to hold on to the violated glasses instead of putting them back in the cupboard.
It’s also not a good day when you find out somebody has been having sex with your pasta sauce: The Weirdest Objects People Have Had Sex With
