The Washington Capitals are the best team in the NHL, and that means there is no hotter item in our nation’s capital than a ticket to watch the Caps destroy the competition at the Verizon Center.
Perhaps the second-hottest item? You guessed it: A whiff of a guy’s fingers that he says were recently inside Taylor Swift’s vagina.
No caps tickets,
So I was recently in LA and I went to a party and bumped into Taylor swift. She said she liked my shoes, I told her she had one song that I thought was ok and one thing led to another and I ended up finger banging her. This was last night so deal only last a day or two as smell will wear off. Email if interest, in calls and out calls
$5 bux 1 second whiffs
$10 bux 3 second sniffs
$50 bux 5 second sniff and taste
Serious inquiries only
To his credit, the dude immediately makes it known that he really doesn’t have Capitals tickets available for purchase and that he was obviously just luring you with the thought of $10 tickets in hopes that you hop on board for another great opportunity: The chance to smell Taylor Swift’s vagina because he finger-banged her the night before in Los Angeles.
I, for one, will pass this time around. But if he happens to bump into Kate Upton the next time he’s in LA, then I might have a serious inquiry.
h/t Barstool Sports
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