“I know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful.”
Those are the words of now 21-year-old English lad Lewis Flint, who at the age of 16 thought it would be a good idea to get a Henry the Hoover tattoo right above his penis, with his penis acting as the obvious “hose.” Lewis also has the vacuum’s black cord and socket tattooed on his ass. Smart decisions all around.
It’s no surprise that Lewis completely regrets it now. “When I first got it done aged 16 I couldn’t stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it,” Lewis tells Bodyshockers. “But I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked. When she saw it she said ‘What’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.”
This is clearly a bright fella.
Lewis reveals that the tattoo artist responsible for the tattoo had no idea he was underage at the time: “I feel like the joke is about me now, I am not telling the joke. Henry needs switching off…when I think about that night the girl walked out it does haunt me and puts me off showing it to other women in the future.”
While the tattoo has kept the gals away, it doesn’t sound like Lewis is brave enough to get it removed: “The thought of that going round near my balls is unbearable.I don’t know how people put up with 20 minutes of it, Wayman states. “Laser is too painful for me to get rid of this tattoo, I am going to have to put up with it.”
Let’s all remember to think before we do something, folks. Or better yet, let’s just not get vacuum tattoos near our genitals.
More pics available via The Sun
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