Please tell me they surveyed my wife.
According to Maxim, the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) recently surveyed more than 9,000 people and came to the conclusion that more people are identifying themselves as bisexual than ever before.
5.5 percent of women surveyed between 2011 and 2013 said they were bisexual, and that was up from the 3.9 percent who said they were in a study that concluded in 2010. More dudes also identified themselves as switch-hitters this time around, as two percent of men said they were bisexual compared to just 1.2 percent the last time around.
A more promising study was conducted by the Department of Psychology at the University of Essex last year, where 82 percent of the women surveyed said they were “aroused by images of both men and women.”
And if anal is your game, it looks as though a fair number of people are riding the Hershey Highway these days. According to the CDC’s latest study, 42.3 percent of men say they have taken the road less traveled while 35.9 percent of women say their poop chute is open for business.
While I enjoy the fact that one study suggests 5.5 percent of women are bisexual, I still prefer the one that says they all are: Study Suggests All Women Are Either Lesbians Or Bisexual
