It looks as though Christmas came (every pun intended) just a tad late for one Filipino man this year.
As the man was driving his truck on a busy street last week, it was struck by another commuter. But instead of losing his mind over a collision that wasn’t his fault, the man was overjoyed when he found out the woman behind the wheel of the car that hit him was his favorite Japanese porn star, Maria Ozawa.
The star of such films as “Restraint Chair Lesbian,” “Torture With Sperm 2,” and “Double-Headed Dildo Zubozuboshikoshikoonani” seemed to be both apologetic and relieved that the guy she just hit was so calm about the ordeal.
Hopefully, Ozawa took down the man’s contact information and sent him a personalized picture similar to this one for being so chill about the whole thing:
Minus the black boxes, of course.
h/t Death and Taxes
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