Light Display Of Santa Peeing On ISIS Mistaken For Sympathizing With The Enemy

December 14, 2015

Here’s something that’s almost as sad as being a Cleveland Browns fan.

According to Mirror, a homeowner in Limerick, ME, thought he was being patriotic this season when he created a hysterical light display showing Santa urinating on ISIS, but he instead got a visit from the local police because his neighbors thought it meant he was an ISIS sympathizer.

Again, in 2015, Santa Claus taking a piss all over ISIS was somehow interpreted as support for the terrorist group.

Thankfully, the officers responding to the neighbors’ complaints had bigger brains, and did not issue the homeowner a ticket. However, the man did say that he would rearrange some of the lights so that it was crystal clear to everybody who walks by that it is indeed a display of Santa taking a leak on ISIS.

And in a related story, those neighbors should be expecting one less Christmas card this year.

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