Well, how times have changed. I mean, I used to pay girls to tell me I was huge.
According to The LAD Bible, some guys are actually paying women to jump on social media and make fun of their tiny peckers.
It’s called small penis humiliation or #SPH, and thousands of guys are apparently all about it on Twitter, Instagram and Tumblr. Take this guy and his “petit prick” for example:
Tough break for that guy. I mean, imagine if he didn’t trim.
And, hey, it looks like @JimAnthony37 wants you to make fun of his small dick, too:
What’s behind the small penis humiliation craze? Sex expert Dr. Pam Spurr says there are a couple of reasons why these guys want you to laugh at their baby hogs.
“Sometimes it’s a defense mechanism,” Spurr says. “If they allow others to ridicule them, in a sense they keep control of the situation. Or it can be a genuine desire to be made to feel bad, humiliated, and less-than-a-man. Because this reflects the actual truth — they feel less-than-a-man. A sense of insecurity can grow quite quickly when a man realizes he’s not endowed as other men are.”
Whatever floats your tiny boat.
Getting a chub because people stutter is apparently a real thing: 15 Bizarre Sexual Fetishes You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
