So that‘s how he gets all of those toys to the good girls and boys across the world in just one night.
According to Mirror, a man dressed as Santa Claus — who walked into an air taxi service in Sao Paulo last Friday and told them he needed to rent a helicopter for a Black Friday promotion — instead stole the chopper and took the pilot hostage in a bizarre turn of events.
Police said once Santa was airborne, the jolly old fat man forced the pilot to land the helicopter on a small farm outside of the city where another man was waiting for them. Santa and his little helper then tied up the pilot and left him at the farm while they jumped back in the chopper and made a run for it.
The pilot was able to escape a few hours later and alerted the authorities, but neither Santa nor the helicopter have been seen since.
In a related story, it’s official: Santa has stones the size of grapefruits.
Santa has also murdered people and robbed banks: 10 Crimes Committed By People Dressed As Santa Claus
