Need another reason to do your Black Friday shopping in the comfort of your own home while wearing nothing but your lucky pair of boxers with the massive crotch hole? Well, if you’re living in Arkansas, the fact that you’re going to get your ass kicked unless you “Fight Club” yourself is a great place to start.
The gang at Estately put together a fun map of the United States and color coded it based on how likely you are to encounter fights at Black Friday sales, and it looks like much of the Southeast and Midwest might want to seriously consider waiting until Saturday.
Estately averaged the results that came from ranking how interested each state’s Facebook users were in Black Friday sales and the frequency of aggravated assaults in each state.
It’s worth noting that in the four states where recreational pot use is legal, they each were ranked 40th or lower when it came to frequency of aggravated assault. And the majority of them don’t give a crap about Black Friday sales either, which is what we would expect.
Well, except for Alaska, which goes to show that there is nothing to do in Alaska but smoke weed legally, get excited for huge savings and google Nicolas Cage.
Here’s another map that doesn’t do Arkansas any favors: This Map Of The Fattest States Is Something They Didn’t Show You In Geography Class
