When your wife asks you how your workday was at the dinner table tonight, no matter what happened to you, your answer will easily fall into the “better than this guy’s” category.
According to BroBible, a 53-year-old New Zealand man died this week when he slipped in his own vomit and fell from the Caterpillar road grader he was driving, which then gruesomely ran over his head.
Coworkers said Garry Willem Voorkamp was having trouble with his eyes that morning after sleeping with his contacts in. Voorkamp was asked if he wanted to go home, but like any hardworking New Zealander, he decided to tough it out.
And that goes to show, kids, that whether your herpes flared up or you’re just having a case of the sniffles, there is absolutely no shame in calling in to work and staying home to watch reruns of “T.J. Hooker” all day instead. Hey, at the very least, you’ll live through another day.
This sucks, too: A Canadian Couple Died While Having Sex In A Hot Tub
