Once again, the penis loses out to shopping.
According to the Daily Mail, a Chongqing woman accidentally snapped her husband’s penis this week when she rolled off him during a sex session so she could do some online shopping on her phone.
The woman had set an alarm on her phone for midnight because it marked the beginning of China’s biggest online shopping event known as “Singles Day.” But as she rolled off of her husband to commence in an online shopping binge, she forgot about the single most important rule when it comes to boners: Don’t break them.
But other than her husband crying out in a type of excruciating pain that we can’t even – and frankly don’t want to – imagine, the couple could find no obvious signs of damage, so the wife shopped while the husband went to bed.
In the morning, however, it was a different story, as his penis had become “purple and swollen.” The couple rushed to a hospital, where doctors told them the man’s penis had ruptured. Thankfully, he was able to undergo an operation, and his penis will be back to normal in no time.
Although, you have to think its ego will never be the same knowing that it lost out to really sweet deals on household appliances.
Here’s another story that should kill any erection: Woman Sets Cheating Husband’s Penis On Fire Because Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned
