Yeah, I’ll take a dime bag, and if you’re not doing anything this Friday night, I’d like to take you out to Red Lobster.
According to KAGS, an attractive 19-year-old woman living near Texas A&M University in College Station is in deep shit after police searched her apartment and found enough weed, blow, ecstasy and meth to make even Charlie Sheen uncomfortable.
Sarah Furay was charged with three counts of manufacture and delivery of a controlled substance as well as possession of marijuana after police searched her apartment last week and found “31.5 grams of packaged cocaine, 126 grams of high grad marijuana, 29 ecstasy tablets, methamphetamine and 60 doses of a drug similar to LSD.”
She admitted to police that she was storing weed and nose candy in her bedroom, but they were able to nail her with delivery charges after finding texts on her cellphone indicating that she was dealing it as well.
Furay was released from jail after coming up with enough scratch to pay the $39,000 bond, which we assume was a piece of cake based on the list of what was found in her bedroom. She now faces up to 215 years behind bars if she’s convicted on all three felony counts, but since she’s hot, odds are she’ll just get a few months of probation.
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