Jerk Tries To Steal From Street Performer, Gets Kicked In The Face By Street Performer

November 2, 2015

Usually when you see the “Gold Man” on the Venice Beach boardwalk or streets of New York City, he’ll only move when you fill his tip jar with money.

Well, according to Gothamist, he’ll also move when you try to steal money out of that tip jar. And by “move” we mean he’ll kick you right in the face.

A video posted by Jason King (@kingspriteme1) on Oct 30, 2015 at 11:15pm PDT

You have to respect the size of this guy’s stones. I mean, it takes a pair the size of watermelons to raise your hand in the air and ask for help up from the guy you just tried to steal from. Other than that, there’s nothing else to respect in regards to this piece of shit.

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Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

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