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Most men believe themselves to be alphas in the sack when, truth of the matter is, the woman you’re with is the only authority that can determine this without bias, as she’s the lucky lady receiving the next-level lovemaking.
A major mistake many of us guys make regarding our sexual exploits is we believe replicating what we see in porn is the most effective means of conveying sexual prowess in the bedroom — the problem being: porn is entertainment, it’s not an educational tool. Off camera, porn stars don’t have sex the way they do in their videos, and here’s an article to prove it. So instead of trying to recreate porn positions that are sure to cause an injury, make the following adjustments to these classic sex positions — because they’re classics for a reason.
MISSIONARY
Lift her legs up: To make this adjustment, begin as you would in standard missionary and lift your lady’s silky legs so that her calves rest on your shoulders — this allows for deeper penetration, which is ideal for men who measure less than average in the wiener department. To build on this even further, ask that she angle her body further backward, allowing for the deepest penetration possible.
Toss in a pillow: Since you’re probably having sex in a bed (or if not, good for you!) grab a pillow and place it under her butt; this will elevate her hips and give you better access to her G-Spot. You’re also able to penetrate deeper. Score!
Grind, don’t thrust: In the missionary position, have her pull her knees upward until they are on either side of your hips and position yourself higher than you would during standard missionary. Instead of thrusting here, you should be grinding. What makes this adjustment great for her (and by reputation, you) is that your pelvic bone grinds against her clitoris, which, needless to say, might feel quite fantastic for her.
DOGGYSTYLE
Lay flat: Start in standard doggy, then move your way down until you’re both laying flat, you should be inside her at this point. This position better hits her G-Spot (and that says a lot, considering doggystyle is optimal for G-Spot stimulation) and makes her feel tighter down there for you, especially if she positions her legs close together.
Play with angles: Sometimes doggystyle is all about finding the right angle. For deeper penetration, have your lady rest on her forearms, so her body angles downward. As for what you prefer, ask that she bring her legs together (so she’s tighter) or spread them farther apart (so she’s less tight) — whichever feels best for your johnson.
Spread your legs — yes, yours: Instead of positioning your legs on the inside of her body (from behind, of course) spread your legs so that they rest on the outside of hers, allowing for a tighter fit and deeper penetration.
Lay on your side: Okay, this may not be an adjustment, but more a new position altogether. Essentially you’re taking doggystyle and laying on your side — at least that’s my argument. Have both you and your partner lay on your sides facing the same direction, making sure your pelvis is slightly above hers. Then ask that she lift her leg so you can enter her, and instead of thrusting, grind against her. What you’re doing is spooning, basically, except you’re inside her, which is even better.
GIRL ON TOP
Use the headboard: Despite being the most dangerous sex position in terms of tearing your manhood (for real though), there is an adjustment you can make to ensure you don’t fall out and get your wiener subsequently slammed down on. Instead of laying flat on your back, lean up against a headboard with your back supported by pillows. Ideally, you should be at a 45-degree angle. From there, move further up or farther back on the headboard until you’ve found the position that feels best for both of you.
Play it horizontally: Lay down flat on your back and have her sit on top of you in the standard girl on top position. She then must transition herself so she’s laying flat on top of you — your limbs should be aligned. She will then lift her upper body in a pushup position with her hands on either side of you so that you have a view of her breasts. In this position, she’s the one doing the trusting, using your feet as a springboard.
Just lay there — seriously: Prop your back up with some pillows and slightly spread your legs. Facing away from you, have your partner lower herself into you with her hands slightly behind her on your hips as she hops up and down on your johnson.
