Somebody needs to tell this guy that 99.8 percent of porn scenarios never work out in real life.
According to the Daily Mail, a drunk Irishman on a Sun Express flight from Dublin to Izmir, Turkey last Saturday “stripped off and attempted to have sex with a stewardess.”
Witnesses said the man stripped naked and started to “wave his penis around” before he “demanded sex with the horrified crew.” The plane made an emergency landing in Belgrade, Serbia, where witnesses said the man’s friends who were traveling with him drank some 250 pints at that airport and delayed their plane another 10 hours.
One of those friends was a young lady who allegedly “offered sex to police officers at the scene who were trying to calm the situation down.” Both she and the drunk, naked Irishman were detained by authorities and weren’t allowed to board another flight until they sobered up.
But the rest of their shitfaced friends were allowed to board the original flight, something that one witness said happened even though “they were so drunk they didn’t know who they were.”
It’s unknown if Charlie Sheen was a passenger on a plane from Dublin to Izmir last Saturday, but let’s be honest: It sure as shit sounds like it.
Looks like we’ll have to make room on the list for that one: 15 Flight Attendants Share Their Craziest Passenger Stories
