I honestly didn’t think when I woke up this morning that I would be googling “Pussy Snorkel,” but that’s apparently what this guy should have done before he bought one on Amazon last year.
Despite the fact that the product description for the Pussy Snorkel clearly states that it “allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O,” some dude bought it for his cat.
As expected, the results were less than desirable, and the man left a review discouraging all “cat owners or pet lovers” from purchasing one for their animals.
Poor Mr. Razzles. If only his owner had purchased a product whose name is a lot less misleading, like the Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear, for example, then this tragedy would likely have been avoided.
Even more disturbing than this guy putting a “muff diving in the tub” breathing apparatus on his cat? You guessed it: The fact that those who shopped for the Pussy Snorkel also viewed the Hot Wheels version of the Mars rover Curiosity.
h/t BroBible
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