Hey, everybody gets in a car wreck every now and then. Sometimes shit just happens.
But it takes a certain kind of special – and we’re not talking about a “first time you put your mitts on a pair of boobs” kind of special here – to wreck your vehicle like this:
According to Huffington Post, a Canadian father who was rushing his two kids to school earlier this week tried avoiding a red light by speeding through a strip mall parking lot. Instead, he found a way to get his Nissan Rogue stuck on one of the two concrete posts he hit.
The posts were reportedly installed in the parking lot a while ago because so many people were using it to cut through, but we’re pretty sure nobody envisioned them bringing a vehicle to a halt quite like that.
Neither the father nor his two kids were hurt in the accident, but the kids were late to school thanks to their dad’s dipshitery. A “special” tow truck was called to clear the parking lot, but it was used to take away the SUV, not the father who wrecked it.
At least this guy had a good reason for wrecking his ride: Chinese Threesome In Car Ends With Accident And Broken Legs
