What is something you should only do before a day trip to Amsterdam, Alex?
According to Mirror, a 36-year-old plasterer from Withernsea ended up with quite the mold on himself after he recently popped 35 pills of Viagra “for a laugh.”
Daniel Medforth said he swallowed the boner pills during a drunken bender on a bank holiday, and the result was a five-day hard-on that eventually landed him in the hospital.
“I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating — everything I saw was green,” Medforth said. “And I had a massive erection that would not go away.”
Medforth also said that once he figured out his “massive erection” was becoming a permanent fixture, he told his wife — who hopefully knew about it long before that (otherwise what’s the point?) — and she called an ambulance.
Once he arrived at the hospital, Medforth said the doctors and medical staff were very professional but gave him quite the scolding.
“But you could see they were holding in their laughs,” Medforth added.
After spending several days in the hospital, Medforth was able to finish his “recovery” at home, but he said that simply “brushing against something” was enough to trigger another erection. In that case, here’s to hoping he skipped last week’s family reunion.
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