Deez Nuts Is Actually Doing Very Well In The Latest Presidential Poll

By Tommy Gimler

Donald Trump might have the money and the hair, but another candidate apparently has the stones to make this country great again.

According to New York Magazine, the latest poll from North Carolina shows a 15-year-old boy from Iowa who entered the 2016 presidential election under the name of “Deez Nuts” is currently running in fourth place.

Voters were asked whether they would vote for heavyweights like Trump or Hillary Clinton or a lesser known independent such as Deez Nuts in the upcoming election, and nine percent of them said they liked Nuts.

That means he is currently in fourth place behind “Not Sure,” but he’s got a way to go before he catches Trump, who is at the top with 24 percent.

But the best part about this kid from Iowa entering the race, despite the fact that he can’t win because he’s only 15, has to be that his latest success in the North Carolina poll means “respected” local newscasters around the country are reporting on him and even saying his name on the six o’clock news.

Hell, some of them are even saying it twice:



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Tommy Gimler
Tommy Gimler

Tommy Gimler is a stand-up comedian, musician, writer, emcee and all-around good guy. He has worked hundreds of stages across the country, including those at The Laugh Factory, The World Famous Comedy Store and dozens of Improvs.

Tommy has had the pleasure of emceeing events for amazing clients such as Budweiser, Mitsubishi, Chase, Discovery, Animal Planet in front of thousands of people at events like the Super Bowl, X Games, U.S. Open, Little League World Series.

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