My mom once tried telling me that I had an alcohol problem because I won a case race against my buddies in college.
But hey, at least I didn’t have my four-year-old kid help me out down the home stretch to Victory Lane.
According to the Orlando Sentinel, an Apopka police officer recently responded to a distress call about a mother who left her toddler in the car so she could throw back a few cold ones in a local bar, but he captured something almost as disturbing with his body camera when it picked up the woman’s son blowing into a breathalyzer so her car would start.
Doug King said he had a breathalyzer installed in his wife Susan’s car after her “recent stint in rehab.” But after her latest episode at Froggers Grill & Bar, King said he has no intention of bailing her out of jail because “she hasn’t learned anything.”
He said he plans on taking sole custody of his kids and moving them to Oklahoma, where he’ll ironically have to teach them later in life that drinking alcohol is the only way to get through life with a smile when you live in Oklahoma.
This winner showed her kid the best way to steal booze is by cramming the bottle up your naughty parts: Florida Woman Tries To Steal Brandy By Hiding It In Her Vagina (Slightly NSFW)
