Phew. For a second there, I had no idea what to get my old man for his birthday.
According to BroBible, a British company that realizes the average human being farts at least 15 times a day is banking that at least some of them are going to stink something awful, and that’s why they have created jeans, pajama pants and underwear that is designed to absorb “all flatulence odors.”
Shreddies says their garments feature an “activated carbon lining that traps and neutralizes the stank from farts, and that same carbon lining can be reactivated if the clothing is washed properly. They even offer advice on how to sit or stand properly while ripping ass to get the most out of their products.
As far as containing the noise from your farts? Well, you’re on your own there. But the good news is that the good folks at Shreddies offer fart odor-killing clothing for both guys and girls.
However, you might want to tell your girlfriend you got her new jeans at the mall instead of a British fart pants factory if you want to keep your relationship intact.
And yes, ladies, your farts smell way worse than ours: 12 Very Interesting Facts About Farts
