Indy, cover your nuts!
According to the Philadelphia Daily News, the lawyer representing a 30-year-old Glenolden man says police Tased his client in his testicles while he was handcuffed in the back of a police car in 2012, and he has filed a lawsuit against them because he has had bladder control issues ever since.
J. Conor Corcoran says his client, Kiyean Brown, left the Red Lantern Tavern following a fight that he wasn’t involved in. When a Glenolden police officer stopped him on his way home, Brown basically told him to “go f–k himself,” something Corcoran says his client had every right to do.
More officers arrived on the scene and attempted to place Brown into police custody, but Brown allegedly became “combative.” They were able to place him in handcuffs, but while they tried to get him into the back of a squad car, Brown allegedly kicked at them, and that’s when one officer said he Tased him in his thigh for roughly three seconds.
But Corcoran says his client was Tased in his beanbag, so bad that the officer literally “burnt a hole in his nuts,” and now Brown has bladder control issues because of it.
“They’d just nuked him in the balls!” Corcoran said.
It’s unknown how much money Corcoran and Brown are seeking, but if their side of the story is accurate, then $11 billion sounds about right.
Here’s a guy who actually deserved to get Tased in the nards. Twice: Super Annoying Guy at Courthouse Gets Tasered
