For the sake of her customers, let’s hope she’s just as ambitious in the sack.
According to BroBible, a prominent hooker at the Moonlite Bunny Ranch named Air Force Amy thinks she should be the first woman featured on American currency.
Earlier this month, Treasury Secretary Jack Lew announced that it was time for an “iconic American woman” to grace the $10 bill alongside former Secretary Alexander Hamilton, and Air Force Amy thinks she should be that woman. After all, she served the country for six years as a member of the Air Force and has continued to “service” thousands of Americans in other ways ever since. And you can’t question her patriotism with this look:
“I’ve dueled with many of the girls at the Bunny Ranch,” Amy said on her website. “They’re gone, and I’m still here. If Alexander Hamilton had me with him back in 1804, it would’ve been Burr who didn’t survive.”
Sadly, per government rules, you have to be dead to appear on United States currency. But who knows? Maybe the fact that her soul died a long time ago will be good enough for Lew and the rest of the crew at the U.S. Treasury.
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