Nobody really wants to go to the gym, but if we didn’t we’d all look like greasy ogres. That should be enough motivation to get your running shoes on and hit the gym, but somehow it’s not. If you need yet another reason to skip leg day at the gym, here are 21 really funny tweets from some hilarious people on why you should just stay in and order delivery pizza.
probably the main reason I refuse to go to the gym is because I don’t want to be out of breath if someone asks me to play the flute later
— keith buckley (@deathoftheparty) December 26, 2014
Do people who say, “Exercise helps me relax” know about not exercising?
— Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) May 24, 2013
I like going for runs at night because the added fear of being murdered really does wonders for my cardio.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 7, 2015
You can go to the gym and straight up make love to all the equipment and no one will care as long as you wipe it down afterwards.
— ibid (@ibid78) April 18, 2015
“How often do you exercise?” About 3 to 4 times a week. “Be honest.” 2003.
— Lady (@ladybroseph) November 3, 2014
I spend a lot of mental energy trying to think of a good reason I should not go to the gym.
— andy lassner (@andylassner) May 22, 2015
Guy at my gym checks your membership like he’s in the secret service. Settle down Rick I’m not tryin to steal a treadmill walking’s free.
— denise (@Stellacopter) May 28, 2015
I’m sure the pain a woman feels during childbirth is nothing compared to the intense pain I endure at the gym during 3-4 minutes of cardio.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) May 27, 2015
Honestly please shut the fuck up about your workout
— elan gale (@theyearofelan) May 13, 2015
I went to the gym today, just kidding I went to the park and yelled at birds
— Snorklhuahua (@weinerdog4life) May 10, 2015
Was gonna go to the gym but I literally just went last month. Don’t wanna overdo it
— Patrick Ryan (@patrickmarkryan) May 9, 2015
Suing my gym because they won’t let me drink wine in the hot tub
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) May 8, 2015
I’m the best at pretending there’s something wrong with the machine at the gym when I don’t know how to use it.
— Zachary Flynn (@zacharyflynn) April 30, 2015
Gym Trainer: Well, lets start simple. What are your fitness goals? Me: I want to be able to lift my cast iron pan with one hand.
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) April 30, 2015
I do the montage workout: 5 pull-ups, 5 push-ups, run for 8 seconds, shadow box in front of a sunset, and then a sage-like man nods at me.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) May 21, 2015
What gym is this?? I would work out a lot more if there were puppies involved. pic.twitter.com/V8wB26GMI0
— Laura (@LauraLikesWine) April 29, 2015
“I’d like to cancel my gym membership” ok I will need $2500, written permission from Oprah, and a 30 page thesis on why ur a piece of shit.
— dream ghoul (@Jade_VK) April 27, 2015
hey, did I see you at the gym? I was in jeans with a Cars II beach towel and accidentally swung a 2lb weight through a wall mirror.
— Ceej (@ceejoyner) March 31, 2015
I wear workout clothes and walk briskly by people eating brunch outdoors to feel better about myself.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) May 9, 2015
On the list of reasons why I should go to the gym today: 4) We’re out of toilet paper.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) April 22, 2015
[at the gym] “Excuse me where are the stepper machines?” Up on the 2nd floor *takes the elevator*
— dan mentos (@DanMentos) April 21, 2015
