Perhaps you should think twice before acting on that icebreaker that seems so great in your head because a man in Stamford, Conn., was arrested for puckering up and kissing a woman’s rear end.
Wendall Woodroofe, 37, was charged with fourth-degree sexual contact after he confessed of trying to kiss a woman’s butt at a grocery store. The 33-year-old woman was reaching for a cereal box when she felt something brush against her. When she turned around she saw Woodroofe crouched down trying to get some action.
The woman just told the man to go away because apparently that’s what you do when you spot a guy crouched down near your ass. Fortunately, an employee saw what had occurred and called the police.
Woodroofe was later cuffed at a nearby laundromat, where he confessed his crime: “I kissed her rear end.” Good old Wendall.
Woodroofe has a court date scheduled, so it will interesting to hear him explain how he just went to a grocery store to get some goods.
