Having sex with the person you’re in a relationship with is usually supposed to be a nice experience, but the only thing a man in Donegal, Ireland experienced was massive amounts of pain after snapping his penis while shagging.
Alan Parke and his girlfriend must have been in the midst of some very intense love making, as before Alan even knew it he had seriously injured his manhood.
“I’ve never known pain like it,” Alan states, and even thinking about it is making me crouch over in pain. His girlfriend also made sure to tell media that it “was a while before he could even play with himself” because that’s what a good girlfriend does.
Alan was rushed to the hospital were he learned he had fractured his penis, and would spend the next two months bed-bound, but not having sex. Which is horrible news for Alan.
According to Alan:
“We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top. All of a sudden I heard something snap. I’ve never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating. Clarissa was trying to calm me down because I was jumping around. It was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced. We went to Letterkenny General Hospital and the doctors there said it was the first time they’d ever seen anything like it.”
“They sent us to Galway where I was told the penis was fractured. There’s no bone in there but I was still told it was a fracture. There was blood everywhere, I couldn’t control it.”
Alan’s penis was put in a sling, but nearly three months after this horror movie occurred, Alan says his penis is almost back in working order. Let’s all give it up for Alan’s penis fighting the good fight.
Via Mirror
