Geez, it sounds like somebody needs to get this woman a teddy bear.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 39-year-old woman was arrested for domestic battery last week after she bit, scratched and beat her boyfriend when he refused to cuddle with her at his Vero Beach home.
Danielle Houle told police she had been drinking and could not recall the events of May 25, but her boyfriend Jacob Burns sure as hell could. He told police that after he rejected Houle’s attempts to kiss and cuddle with him, she bit his arm and beat the piss out of him.
An officer who arrived on the scene said he saw “dried blood on the collar of Burns’ shirt, scratches on the back of his neck and top of his head and a large bite mark on his upper left arm, which was red, yellow and bruised.”
Houle was arrested and had to spend one day in the clink before somebody came up with the $1,000 that was needed to get her out. Although, after spending five years in jail for felony DUI, this stint should have been a walk in the park for her.
Luckily for Burns, it never got to this point: Oklahoma Woman Tries to Bite Off Boyfriend’s Penis
