Christine Spitzbarth probably didn’t have a modeling career in her future before she tried to steal some goodies from a Brooklyn area CVS Pharmacy last week, but smashing her face into the sliding glass doors while trying to run from security certainly made it official.
According to the New York Daily News, the 52-year-old Spitzbarth was approached by security at the CVS in Bensonhurst last Wednesday after they identified her as a potential shoplifter. That’s when authorities said Spitzbarth made a run for it, only to be stopped several steps later by the glass doors she didn’t see in front of her.
In the aftermath, Spitzbarth was left with petit larceny charges and a busted face :
It’s unknown what Spitzbarth was attempting to steal when she panicked and tried to make a run for freedom, but you have to think that if she didn’t have enough cash to pay for something like Skittles and rubbers, then odds are she’s going to have a hell of a time coming up with the money for a solid defense attorney.
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