British Man Kicked Out of Naked Bike Ride Because of His Erection

Dozens of people took part in a naked bike ride in Canterbury on Saturday, excited about the chance to raise awareness of the dangers cyclists face from cars.

And it appears as though one guy was more excited than the others.

According to Mirror, a man was removed from the three-mile trek known as the “World Naked Bike Ride” before it even began because he showed up with a boner.

“Everyone was taking their clothes off for the ride,” one witness said. “I heard gasps and I turned around – it was a horrible sight. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much.”

Organizers pulled the man aside – presumably by his arm – and made him put his pants on while they radioed for police assistance. When the cops finally arrived on the scene, the man was said to be a tad “sheepish” while he talked about his unwanted arousal.

No word if the man told police he just misunderstood what organizers meant when they said they wanted to “raise” awareness for cyclists.

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