Finally, here’s a story where “at least he died doing what he loved,” actually applies.
According to Death and Taxes, a Glencoe, Kentucky, couple having sex in a crappy car died recently after they were overcome by carbon monoxide leaking from a rusty tailpipe.
David Long, 31, and Violet Iles, 25, decided to pull off to the side of the road to have sex in the early hours of May 13, presumably after “partying all night.” With temperatures dipping below 40 degrees, the couple decided to leave the engine running with their windows rolled up.
But while the two bumped uglies, authorities said carbon monoxide that was leaking from a rusty tailpipe found its way inside the vehicle and killed the two lovers.
Police are still awaiting the results of toxicology reports to see if there was booze or drugs in either of their systems, but you have to assume if she was willing to hump a guy in the back seat of his crappy Dodge Neon for free, she was probably hammered.
Long would probably still be alive if he would have just had sex with the car instead: Man Humping a Car Doesn’t Give a Damn That He’s Being Recorded (NSFW)
