If a Mexican restaurant’s restroom made this woman horny, imagine what more than two weeks in a holding cell must be doing to her.
According to The Smoking Gun, a 26-year-old Chicago area woman is still behind bars awaiting trial after being arrested more than two weeks ago for attacking her boyfriend in an El Burrito Loco bathroom because he refused to have sex with her.
Police said Stephanie Miller and Matthew Slattery were throwing back drinks at Sullivan’s Irish Pub in Midlothian on April 25 when Miller began throwing sandwiches in the bar. Since sandwiches were now out of the picture, the two walked across the street to El Burrito Loco for dinner, and that’s when things really got, well, loco.
Slattery told police he went to the little boys’ room to take a leak, but Miller followed him in and began taking off her clothes. She then asked him to have sex with her right there in the restroom, but he declined. So naturally, she threw his head into the wall while he was still in the act pissing.
When police arrived on the scene, they found a “heavily intoxicated” Miller sitting on the restroom floor speaking in tongues. They also found a bottle of Tramadol in her purse, which Miller said belonged to her mother.
Slattery told police Miller had recently “fallen off the wagon,” but we’re pretty sure they were able to figure that out for themselves.
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