Atomic Wedgie Sends Guy To Jail

While bullies from ’80s and ’90s television shows handed out wedgies to show the rest of the school how tough they were, as well as to show them their affinity for underwear, one Oklahoma man may have handed out his last wedgie as he will be headed to jail for one.

Involuntary manslaughter is what Brad Lee Davis is going to jail for after killing his stepfather, Denver St. Claire, last year with an atomic wedgie. Yes, an atomic wedgie. Davis suffocated his stepfather in his own underwear while performing the wedgie. Davis pleaded guilty after prosecutors originally tried to charge him with first degree murder.

Davis and his stepfather did not have the best relationship, clearly, and Davis texted a friend that he was “fixing to mess Denver up.”

Prosecutors are asking for a 35-year sentence, and something tells me that Davis will be keeping his hands out of the other inmates pants.

I don’t exactly know how high Davis will rise in the jail food chain after others find out he’s in there for an atomic wedgie.

Via Gawker

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