Baltimore City Employee Fired Because He Spent Half His Time Watching Porn

We’re sure he’s still a distant second behind the Mandatory editors, though.

According to an article from last Sunday’s Baltimore Sun, a maintenance supervisor for the Baltimore City Department of Public Works was fired earlier this year after city investigators discovered he had watched 39 hours of porn during a two-week work period.

After receiving an anonymous complaint, officials rigged the employee’s computer with monitoring software and discovered he was bringing porn DVDs to work and watching them.

A lot.

Over an 82-hour period, the perv logged 39 hours of smut viewing, including a six-hour, 46-minute porn session during one eight-hour workday. He also watched the movies in full-screen mode, which meant “little to no work was being performed during the time that pornographic material was visible on the screen.”

The man earned $1,166 while watching porn at work, and that begs the question, “Why in the hell didn’t they can his ass after they busted him watching it for just two minutes?”

If you haven’t been fired yet, keep reading about porn: 18 Shocking Porn Statistics You Didn’t Know

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