It’s official. Creating huge dicks in nature is funny no matter where you live in the world, regardless of whether you’re a farmer in Wales or a middle school student in America.
According to Metro, a farmer in Llandegla recently said the massive 100-foot penis he created on his hillside was done so by accident.
Well, almost.
Llyr Jones said he was cutting heather on the hillside last year when he noticed he had started doing so in the shape of a giant dong. The 35-year-old figured, “What the hell?” and proceeded to finish the job.
None of the locals noticed Jones’ huge penis until snow fell in November, but they were surprisingly ecstatic about it. Some have referred to the gigantic cock as “proud” while others have said it finally put their town on the map.
No word on what they’ll have to live for once all of the snow melts, though.
Big dicks have been known to cancel football games, too: Penis Graffiti on Michigan High School Field Cancels Four Games
