Bruce Cook insists his sculpture is “just a stack of hay bales,” and he’s technically right about that. But it’s the fact that it’s a stack of hay bales made to look like two cows are having sex that has some of his neighbors’ panties in a bunch.
According to Metro, Cook was ordered by police to take down the sculpture at his Kerang residence because people found it offensive, but he told them to “piss off.”
Cook property is known as Kactus Point Charolais, and he decided to erect the cow plow sesh made from hay bales as a “bit of fun” on Good Friday. But when he was told to take it down, Cook said he “couldn’t believe it.”
“How could anyone be offended by something that happens out in the paddocks for real every day of the week?” Cook argued. “The sculpture stays.”
Cook said that they “picked on the wrong person,” and he plans to add lights to the sculpture so people can see it better at night. He also plans on adding calves, which I guess means that calves surrounding their parents while they bump uglies is also something that happens in the paddocks on a regular basis.
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