We had no idea Courtney Love was already a grandma.
According to Uproxx, a 49-year-old Naples woman wearing only a bikini was arrested on suspicion of DUI last week after she crashed her BMW into a Ford Mustang stopped at a red light.
Just as surprising as her lack of clothing was the fact that police said Patricia Ebel was already a grandmother despite being one year shy of her 50th birthday. And even more surprising than that was that Ebel was driving around town with a blood alcohol content more than twice the legal limit with her 10-year-old grandson in the car with her.
Police said Ebel failed every single one of their field sobriety tests, and at one point suggested she couldn’t stand on one leg on a good day. Normally, we would be in total agreement with any grandmother who said that, but then again, most grandmothers these days aren’t younger than Paula Abdul.
Thankfully, WINK News cameras were on the scene to capture Ebel’s feeble attempts to prove her sobriety.
Let’s be honest: It’s pretty embarrassing when local news cameras capture your grandson hugging you before you get hauled off to jail. Almost as embarrassing as taking your grandson to the pool and getting shithoused.
You can’t masturbate in traffic either. Even in Florida: Naked Florida Woman Arrested for Masturbating in Traffic
