It looks like somebody might want think about changing his Tinder radius to 10 or 15 miles.
According to the Daily Mail, some poor bastard from Ohio recently flew 7,000 miles to Jiangshan, China to visit a girl he met online, but it didn’t go so well.
Chinese police said they found the 18-year-old man “lying in a pool of his own vomit” just inches away from the Xu River. They only referred to the man by his last name, Pratt, and said he drank himself unconscious and nearly died of hypothermia after falling into the river at some point.
Authorities said Pratt’s drunken stupor was the result of getting rejected by a Chinese girl he met online. He allegedly told the girl he was going to come visit her, but she didn’t think he was serious until he began calling her repeatedly from Jiangshan. She eventually blocked his number, and Pratt turned to the sauce.
Upon hearing about Pratt’s heavy heart, the manager of the hotel where he was staying decided to give him a room for free. No word if Pratt had to first promise he wasn’t going to barf all over it though.
Sex in China can apparently be even more dangerous than drinking yourself into a coma near a large river: Chinese Threesome in Car Ends With Accident and Broken Legs
