Don’t you hate it when you have the uncontrollable urge to wank it, but a storm has killed the power at your parents’ house and the battery on your phone is about to die?
Well, that should no longer be an issue thanks to the latest creation from the gang at PornHub called the Wankband. Basically, the Wankband is a wristband that features a kinetic charger that harnesses the energy you exert while punching your clown.
According to the promotional video on YouTube, the band contains a “valve with a small weight inside that generates and stores energy when moved in an up-and-down motion.” The wristband then attaches to your device, such as an iPhone, using the USB port on the band.
“Turn your jobless roommate into a productive person.”
Yeah, odds are if I forget to plug in my laptop before I head to the office, I’ll just plug it in when I get home. Thanks, though.
Here’s a young lady who should help you get your battery back up to 100 percent: Mia Khalifa is the New Most Popular Girl on PornHub
