Geez. Most American married couples will tell you that they’re ecstatic if they find time to bump uglies three times a month.
According to Gulf News, a Dubai woman is looking for a divorce from her husband because he doesn’t have sex with her two to three times a day.
The woman filed a lawsuit with the Dubai Sharia Court arguing that her sexual needs were not being met because her husband was not playing a game of Hide the Salami with her at the rate of multiple times daily.
When the court asked her how many times a week her husband pleased her, the woman responded with “three to four times.” The presiding judge determined that was good enough and told the woman she did not have grounds to demand a divorce from her husband.
The judge also suggested the woman undergo medical treatment for her needs, but she of course declined and suggested that her husband do that instead.
The good news for the man is that if he can continue at his rate of three to four plow sessions a week, he should be able to get pretty much every other woman on the planet.
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