New Chelsea Soccer Player Hires Playboy Model to Teach Him English

February 19, 2015

The Chelsea Football Club has apparently been providing Juan Cuadrado with in-house English classes, but we’re thinking their new winger may want a few extra lessons from Carla Howe.

According to Caught Offside, the Colombian midfielder and Playboy model exchanged private messages over Instagram after he was sold to Chelsea from Florentina earlier this month.

“When’s the first lesson start lol” the busty Playmate asked, obviously in Spanish.

Howe seems to have a thing for soccer players, as she’s reportedly been linked to Luke Shaw and Patrice Evra. Maybe Cuadrado will check in with them first to gauge their grasp on the English language after spending time with her.

Then again, even if he doesn’t learn a lick of English from Howe, we think he’ll find that just spending time alone with her will make him a more well-rounded individual:

Here’s a great example of how to teach somebody the number 12: Chilean Porn Star Has Sex for 12 Straight Hours After Chile’s First World Cup Win

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